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The Porch!!! ...LLOOOLLLLLL
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Feb 12, 2008 4:29 am
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, went to the front door of a house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" he said.
"How about $50?" the blonde said.
The man agreed and told her the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect the money.
"You are finished already?" he said.
"Yes," the blonde said, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."
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Kalorienregeln zu Weihnachten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 5, 2007 11:12 pm
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Hallo Ihr Lieben-Liebenden! Alle Jahre wieder kommt Wiehnachten zu uns...LOL..hier was zum Schmunzeln:
Die Kalorienregeln zu Weihnachten ‒ zum Aufhängen am Kühlschrank!
Da wir uns ja nun der Weihnachtszeit nähern, ist es wichtig sich an die Kalorienregeln zu erinnern:
1. Wenn du etwas isst und keiner sieht es, dann hat es keine Kalorien.
2. Wenn du eine Light-Limonade trinkst und dazu eine Tafel Schokolade isst, dann werden die Kalorien in der Schokolade von der Light-Limonade vernichtet.
3. Wenn du mit anderen zusammen isst, zählen nur die Kalorien, die du mehr isst als die anderen.
4. Essen, welches zu medizinischen Zwecken eingenommen wird, z.B. heiße Schokolade, Rotwein, Cognac, zählt NIE.
5. Je mehr du diejenigen mästest, die täglich rund um dich sind, desto schlanker wirkst du selbst!
6. Essen, welches als ein Teil von Unterhaltung verzehrt wird (Popcorn, Erdnüsse, Limonade, Schokolade oder Zuckerln), z.B. beim Videoschauen oder beim Musikhören, enthält keine Kalorien, da es ja nicht als Nahrung aufgenommen wird, sondern nur als Teil der Unterhaltung.
7. Kuchenstücke oder Gebäck enthalten keine Kalorien, wenn sie gebrochen und Stück für Stück verzehrt werden, weil das Fett verdampft, wenn es aufgebrochen wird.
8. Alles, was von Messern, aus Töpfen oder von Löffeln geleckt wird, während man Essen zubereitet, enthält keine Kalorien, weil es ja Teil der Essenszubereitung ist.
9. Essen mit der gleichen Farbe hat auch den gleichen Kaloriengehalt (z.B. Tomaten und Erdbeermarmelade, Pilze und weiße Schokolade).
10. Speisen, die eingefroren sind, enthalten keine Kalorien, da Kalorien eine Wärmeeinheit sind.
Lass es Euch schmecken!!!! 
Liebe Grüsse
Grace
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Joke sharing is better than job sharing!!! .. LOL
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Dec 4, 2007 2:09 am
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A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends,sisters or ex-girlfriends.In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
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HAPPY 1st ADVENT TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 1, 2007 12:20 pm
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This was a mail send to me by one of my best friends yesterday. I haven't come across something so good to read for long...sharing it with you..every time I've read it, something new strikes my mind.
1. Listen to your body's wisdom, which expresses itself through signals of comfort and discomfort. When choosing a certain behavior, ask your body, "How do you feel about this?" If your body sends a signal of physical or emotional distress, watch out. If your body sends a signal of comfort and eagerness, proceed.
2. Live in the present, for it is the only moment you have. Keep your attention on what is here and now; look for the fullness in every moment. Accept what comes to you totally and completely so that you can appreciate it, learn from it, and then let it go. The present is as it should be. It reflects infinite laws of Nature that have brought you this exact thought, this exact physical response. This moment is as it is because the universe is as it is. Don't struggle against the infinite scheme of things; instead, be at one with it.
3. Take time to be silent, to meditate, to quiet the internal dialogue. In moments of silence, realize that you are re-contacting your source of pure awareness. Pay attention to your inner life so that you can be guided by intuition rather than externally imposed interpretations of what is or isn't good for you.
4. Relinquish your need for external approval. You alone are the judge of your worth, and your goal is to discover infinite worth in yourself, no matter what anyone else thinks. There is great freedom in this realization.
5. When you find yourself reacting with anger or opposition to any person or circumstance, realize that you are only struggling with yourself. Putting up resistance is the response of defenses created by old hurts. When you relinquish this anger, you will be healing yourself and cooperating with the flow of the universe.
6. Know that the world "out there" reflects your reality "in here". The people you react to most strongly, whether with love or hate, are projections of your inner world. What you most hate is what you most deny in yourself. What you most love is what you most wish for in yourself. Use the mirror of relationships to guide your evolution. The goal is total self-knowledge. When you achieve that, what you most want will automatically be there, and what you most dislike will disappear.
7. Shed the burden of judgment - you will feel much lighter. Judgment imposes right and wrong on situations that just are. Everything can be understood and forgiven, but when you judge, you cut off understanding and shut down the process of learning to love. In judging others, you reflect your lack of self-acceptance. Remember that every person you forgive adds to your self-love.
8. Don't contaminate your body with toxins, either through food, drink, or toxic emotions. Your body is more than a life-support system. It is the vehicle that will carry you on the journey of your evolution. The health of every cell directly contributes to your state of well being, because every cell is a point of awareness within the field of awareness that is you.
9. Replace fear-motivated behavior with love-motivated behavior. Fear is the product of memory, which dwells in the past. Remembering what hurt us before, we direct our energies toward making certain that an old hurt will not repeat itself. But trying to impose the past on the present will never wipe out the threat of being hurt. That happens only when you find the security of your own being, which is love. Motivated by the truth inside you, you can face any threat because your inner strength is invulnerable to fear.
10. Understand that the physical world is just a mirror of a deeper intelligence. Intelligence is the invisible organizer of all matter and energy, and since a portion of this intelligence resides in you, you share in the organizing power of the cosmos. Because you are inseparably linked to everything, you cannot afford to foul the planet's air and water. But at a deeper level, you cannot afford to live with a toxic mind, because every thought makes an impression on the whole field of intelligence. Living in balance and purity is the highest good for you and the Earth.
LOVE AND PEACE!!!!
Grace
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German Nobel Prize Laureats!!!
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Nov 6, 2007 4:04 am
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Every year since 1901 the Nobel Prize has been awarded for achievements in physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine, literature and for peace. The Nobel Prize is an international award administered by the Nobel Foundation in Stockholm, Sweden. In 1968, Sveriges Riksbank established The Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel, founder of the Nobel Prize. Each prize consists of a medal, personal diploma, and a cash award.
Here all German Nobel Prize Laureates:
Nobelprize in Peace:
Gustav Stresemann 1926
Ludwig Quidde 1927
Carl von Ossietzky 1935
Albert Schweitzer 1952
Willy Brandt 1971
Henry Kissinger 1973
Nobelprize in Literature:
Theodor Mommsen 1902
Rudolf Eucken 1908
Paul Heyse 1910
Gerhart Hauptmann 1912
Thomas Mann 1929
Hermann Hesse 1946
Nelly Sachs 1966
Heinrich Böll 1972
Günter Grass 1999
Nobelprize in Chemistry:
Hermann Emil Fischer 1902
Adolf von Baeyer 1905
Eduard Buchner 1907
Wilhelm Ostwald 1909
Otto Wallach 1910
Richard Willstätter 1915
Fritz Haber 1918
Walther Hermann Nernst 1920
Richard Adolf Zsigmondy 1925
Heinrich Otto Wieland 1927
Adolf Otto Reinhold Windaus 1928
Hans Fischer 1930
Friedrich Bergius 1931
Carl Bosch 1931
Richard Kuhn 1938
Adolf F. J. Butenandt 1939
Otto Hahn 1944
Otto P. H. Diels 1950
Kurt Alder 1950
Hermann Staudinger 1953
Karl Ziegler 1963
Manfred Eigen 1967
Gerhard Herzberg 1971
Ernst Otto Fischer 1973
Georg Wittig 1979
Johann Deisenhofer 1988
Robert Huber 1988
Hartmut Michel 1988
Gerhard Ertl 2007
Nobelprize in Physics:
Wilhelm Conrad Röntgen 1901
Philipp Lenard 1905
Ferdinand Braun 1909
Wilhelm Wien 1911
Max von Laue 1914
Max Planck 1918
Johannes Stark 1919
Albert Einstein 1921
James Franck 1925
Gustav Hertz 1925
Werner Heisenberg 1932
Max Born 1954
Walther Bothe 1954
Rudolf Mößbauer 1961
J. Hans D. Jensen 1963
Maria Goeppert-Mayer 1963
Klaus von Klitzing 1985
Gerd Binnig 1986
Ernst Ruska 1986
Johannes Georg Bednorz 1987
Jack Steinberger 1988
Wolfgang Paul 1988
Hans Georg Dehmelt*1989
Horst L. Störmer 1998
Herbert Kroemer 2000
Wolfgang Ketterle 2001
Theodor W. Hänsch 2005
Peter Grünberg 2007
Nobelprize in Physiologie or Medicine:
Emil von Behring 1901
Robert Koch 1905
Paul Ehrlich 1908
Albrecht Kossel 1910
Otto F. Meyerhof 1922
Otto H. Warburg 1931
Hans Spemann 1935
Gerhard Domagk 1939
Ernst Boris Chain 1945
Hans Adolf Krebs 1953
Werner Forßmann 1956
Feodor Lynen 1964
Konrad Bloch 1964
Bernard Katz 1970
Karl von Frisch 1973
Georges J. F. Köhler 1984
Erwin Neher 1991
Bert Sakmann 1991
Christiane Nüsslein-Volhard 1995
Günter Blobel 1999
Nobelprize in Economics:
Reinhard Selten 1994
Congratulations!!!!! 
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For daniella and all fun lover: this is hilarious!!!! .... LOL....
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Nov 3, 2007 5:23 pm
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How Dogs and Men Are the Same and Dogs are Better than Men
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning
3. Both mark their territory
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches
7. Neither does any dishes
8. Both fart shamelessly
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut
10. Both like dominance games
11. Both are suspicious of the postman
12. Neither understands what you see in cats
How Dogs Are Better Than Men
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
7. You can train a dog
8. Dogs are easy to buy for
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
Enjoy!!!! 
Grace 
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True Love!! ... Dedicated to my beloved daughter 'sibila'
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Nov 3, 2007 5:12 pm
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The story is about a Georgian artist Niko Pirosmani, who fell in love with a French actress in Tbilisi, her name was Margarita. All he possessed were his house and his paintingboards, which he sold in order to buy her the beloved flowers. The Russian writer Konstantin Paustovskii described the story in his book: "The carts were full of flowers up till edges, with drops of water, seemed like the early-dew sprinkled them with billions of rainbow drops. The carts stopped at Margarita's house. Carters talked awhile with each other in low voices, and then started to unload the carts and throw flowers on the ground in front of gates, covering stones in pavement and road. Yes, these were thousands of flowers that Niko got for his beloved woman."(quote)
In early 1980's, when the famous Latvian composer Raymond Pauls arrived to Tbilisi with Alla Pugacheva (the most famous russian pop singer), they got to know about this romantic story. He was deeply impressed and few months later, his song went around the world. Alla of course agreed to interprete
Billion Roses
Once upon a time there was a poor artist
He had a house and his paintboards.
But he was in love with an actress,
The one who loved the flowers.
Then he sold his house.
Sold his paintings and bruches
And for all the money he bought
A whole sea of flowers.
Billion, billion and billion fire red roses
you'll see out your window
who is in love,
who is seriously in love
I'll turn my life into flowers
....for you......
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Translated from russian: me
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Alla Pugacheva-1983 Million Roses
by youtube
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Hope you will enjoy!!!
Grace
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