/blog/Grace404/?pid=f7699 Welcome to my blog! /blog/1542/post_6198.html?pid=f7699&m= A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked."Hunting Flies" he responded."Oh, killing any?" she asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Femal Sun, 30 Oct 2011 13:05:02 -0800 /blog/1542/post_6198.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_6192.html?pid=f7699&m= Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I Sun, 18 Sep 2011 03:17:14 -0800 /blog/1542/post_6192.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_6077.html?pid=f7699&m= MY DOCTOR*Let me tell you about my doctor**.* *He's very good!* *If you tell him youwant a second opinion,* *He'll go out and come in again**.~~~~~He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three ye Sun, 03 Jul 2011 06:31:15 -0800 /blog/1542/post_6077.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_6070.html?pid=f7699&m= Exercise !!!!!!!!!!!!1. If walking is good for one's health, the postman would be immortal.2. A whale swims all day, eats only fish, drinks a lot of water and.... IS FAT.3. A rabbit runs and hops all Mon, 13 Jun 2011 13:01:32 -0800 /blog/1542/post_6070.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5985.html?pid=f7699&m= International Day of the Woman is at hand.....so.....this is...For the women!What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?You can enjoy all but the head.What is the similarity between a dolphin a Tue, 08 Mar 2011 00:45:40 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5985.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5920.html?pid=f7699&m= Wishing you all a Merry Christmas!!! Frohe Weihnachten an alle!!![image] Fri, 24 Dec 2010 05:32:06 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5920.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5864.html?pid=f7699&m= Zwei Esel treffen sich, lach sich der Eine 'wechhhh': Oh, mannnnnn, hast Du aber lange Ohren!!! [image]Naaaa?? Erkannt??? Schönes Wochenende!!Grace Fri, 29 Oct 2010 04:57:29 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5864.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5861.html?pid=f7699&m= Hello all of you, I got this post from a friend, want to share with you. Hope you will enjoy!A self-important college freshman walking alongthe beach took it upon himself to explain to asenior citizen Wed, 27 Oct 2010 10:25:16 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5861.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5832.html?pid=f7699&m= Sometimes when you are angry with someone,it helps to sit down, take a moment to cool offand think about the problem. [image] Sun, 15 Aug 2010 14:25:07 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5832.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5766.html?pid=f7699&m= If you can't tolerate your own company, why do you want to impose it on others? Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:54:58 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5766.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5720.html?pid=f7699&m= Happy New Year to all!! Here something I want to share with you The one absolutely unselfish friend thata man can have in this selfish world,the one that never deserts him,the one that never proves un Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:50:16 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5720.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5549.html?pid=f7699&m= THREE LESSONS FROM ALEXANDER, THE GREAT.Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way, he fell ill and it took him to his death bed. With death staring him in his face, Ale Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:55:08 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5549.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5485.html?pid=f7699&m= Enjoy!!!!! A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.'What's up?' she asks Sun, 19 Apr 2009 06:44:44 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5485.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5463.html?pid=f7699&m= After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the seks counselor suggested they vary their position. ‘For example,’ he suggested, ‘you mi Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:36:46 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5463.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5424.html?pid=f7699&m= In your arms I can still feel the way youWant me when you hold meI can still hear the words you whisperedWhen you told meI can stay right here forever in your armsAnd there ain't no way--I'm lettin' y Thu, 12 Feb 2009 05:13:00 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5424.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5331.html?pid=f7699&m= A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the wor Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:32:59 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5331.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5322.html?pid=f7699&m= OURS IS PRETTIERA husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she' Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:50:02 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5322.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5267.html?pid=f7699&m= AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. S Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:22:06 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5267.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5250.html?pid=f7699&m= Some moments, some ppl can change your life completely. I just got this, love it, want to share with you:For when we're togetherOr when we're apartYou're first in my thoughtsAnd first in my heart. May Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:17:08 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5250.html?pid=f7699&m= /blog/1542/post_5235.html?pid=f7699&m= Yes, I did it. I woke up early on the 11th of November in Hamburg to start one of my best trips I ever had. My next stop was Paris. A city I saw a few years ago. I do love Paris and one day soon, will Sun, 16 Nov 2008 13:02:39 -0800 /blog/1542/post_5235.html?pid=f7699&m=